Samantha. 19. Pansexual.
boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh
i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.
And you’re just like:
Anonymous said: You deserve someone who will love you and put you first. But you need to be willing to open yourself and take a chance if you find that person.
Well thank you. And yes you’re right
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
axe has a thing called a “shower tool” which is basically a shower poof/loofah For Men(TM)
masculinity is so fragile. it’s like a baby bird, except not cute.
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